Again with the pictures

I found this picture from New Year's 2004(?) and it made me really happy, because I didn't think that I had any pictures of Liz, which made me a little sad.

T.

Pictures from New Year's

I know that it's been nearly two months since my annual New Year's piss-up at Emma Lake, but I just found some pictures that made me smile.


This is me, Nicole, and the head of a dog.
I appear to be exceptionally intoxicated, and for some reason, I also appear to be wearing Nicole's jacket. Good times.




























This appears to be a photo of Nicole devouring a turkey.

Looks like Katie is enjoying her mashed potatoes more than I am my stuffing. Not the most flattering picture of me, I know.

That's better. At least in this one, I look like I'm up to something. Perhaps I'm pleased with the 15 or so icecubes in my drink. It's more likely that I'm pleased because I'm getting wasted with my friends and family.

This is what we should all look like at the end of a good party. Hammered, but happy.





Peace out, all.

T.

Trip to Dairy Queen

I took Nicole to Dairy Queen. She refused to go into the DQ, so we had to use the drive-through, even though there were 4 cars in front of us, and NO ONE in the store. Rrgh.

Anyway, the point of this story is that neither Nicole or Katie had ever had a Peanut-Buster whachamacallit before, even though they've both been to the Queen hundreds and hundreds of times. That's what's wrong with their generation, I tell you what.

Lights out with your knights out,

T.

Comment Here, Please.

I SAID "please".

T.

Google Has Bad Grammar

I just noticed a new reason for me to think that Google is run by a bunch of asshats. See down at the bottom, where it says how many comments have been left in response to this post? See how it says "1 comments"? That doesn't make any fucking sense.

NOBODY LEAVE COMMENTS ON THIS POST OR YOU'LL RUIN THE POINT I'M TRYING TO MAKE HERE.

Sorry for yelling, but this is important. Well, not really, it isn't, but whatever. Where was I going with this? Oh yeah, Google sucks. How hard would it be to make it say "1 comment"? Would it be that difficult? Sometimes, I wish SO HARD that I could be in focus groups. I wonder how you do that? Get into focus groups, I mean. Here's an idea, folks. You want the oppotunity to actually affect major change in the world today? You really want to get some shit done? Find a way to get yourself and a bunch of like-minded dudes into some focus groups. You could impose your will in some SERIOUS ways.

Remember, NO COMMENTS HERE. I'll leave another post, just so you can comment there instead. OK? OK.

Acting out with your bat-wing out,

T.

Pictures

Jordan sent me some pictures of our canoe trip on Kingsmere lake last summer. It's a blatant attempt to suck me into taking a similar trip THIS summer, only he wants to do Crean lake instead, and I think we'll take a tin boat instead of canoes. At least, that's what we'll do if we go, since I'm currently 2 provinces away.

I still don't know what my long-term plans are (big surprise), but I honestly don't feel the need to make any right now. Of course, I'd love to spend another summer up at Emma, but I don't know whether or not that will happen. I guess I'll wait and see how much I'm enjoying myself out here, and what all my roommates are doing once the lease on our place runs out in May. Stay tuned for any new developments.

Anyway, here are the pictures of me camping. The first one is me and Anne doing the dishes, and the second one is me and John enjoying the 5 minutes of sunshine we got on our 3-day trip. Good times.

Ship'er out with your kipper out,

T.

300

I just saw a trailer for a movie called "300", and HOLY DINK does it look cool. I'll have to check it out, maybe after I go and see "Pan's Labrynth". In other movie news, the video store (videostore? No, video store) near my house has VHS movies on sale for $2.50, so I bought "The Big Lebowski" and "Barbershop". Cheap movies RULE!

It's raining here today, which sucks because I've got the day off and I wanted to spend some time outside without being wet and cold. Oh well, I'm gonna take one of the extra televisions that we have lying around our house and put it in my room, make some nachoes and guacamole, and spend a rainy day lying in bed watching movies. And maybe I'll have a whiskey. Yep. That's exactly what I'm gonna do.

Wrung out with your tongue out,

T.

Sore Nuts

I got hit in the balls twice on Wednesday. The first time was by my roommate Nicole, who sacked me by accident (or so she says). Later on, I was telling the story about how Nicole hit me in the nuts, and one of the girls listening to the story hit me in the nuts! What's up with that? From now on, I'm wearing a cup to the bar.

Back out with your sack out,

T.

Good Day, eh.

I had a good day. Work flew by today, the Leafs beat the Senators, and I got a raise. I've only been working since the 21st, and I've only put in maybe 35 hours, and they're already offering to pay me more than they are already. Suckers.

My next project is to get a phone. This is getting kind of ridiculous.

Shat out with your bat out, (gross!)

T.