My Stupid Life

This has happened to me...

http://mitchclem.com/mystupidlife/30/

T.

My Day was Sweet

Today after work, Arlan and I biked down to the river. Once we got there, we decided to pick Saskatoon berries, since they're frigging everywhere right now. We didn't have a bag/basket/bucket to put them in, so Arlan tied some knots in his shirt to make a bag while singing a song that went something like,

If you need a bag,
Figure out a way,
Then you'll have a bag to put stuff in.

It was catchy. Anyways, after that nonsense, we biked home, ate nachos, and drank some drinks. Then we dug Devin's Magic cards out of the basement and played Magic for a couple of hours. You remember Magic? Playing that game was like hanging out with an old friend. I had forgotten how much fun it is. Devin even had like 8 decks ready to go, 'cause that's the kind of guy Devin is. Now it's late, and I'm tired, so y'all can go screw off and find something else to do. I'ma go to bed.

T.

What The Damn?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugriWSmRxcM

I don't understand this. And I find that SO FRUSTRATING.

T.

Tired

I had an awesome weekend, but now it's Monday and the awesome is all worn off, leaving me exhausted and hurty. I saw my friend Katie and my friend Matt, and that made me happy. I threw a really good party on Friday night, and I had a good time at the bar on Saturday night, and I got to see relatives from both sides of my family on Sunday, so yay for that. Good times all the way around, but very little time for things like sleeping. Whatever, I hate sleeping anyways. Waste of time is what I say.

I've really got to do something about my boat situation. For those of you who don't know, my gas tank got stolen out of my shed, and the stupid fartface Honda dealership wants TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTY DOLLARS for a gas tank and a hose, which is such a massive screwjob, it makes me mad just thinking about it. I mean, I can get a tank and a hose for 50 bucks at Canuck Wheel, but of course the hose won't fit my engine. So I think I'm going to try and just order the connector from Honda and stick it on the end of any old hose, and then Honda can go screw themselves. Jerks.

Thrown out with your bone out,

T.

Grinding It Out

I stuck my finger in the grinder at work today. Not a real good move, I know. It seemed like such a good idea at the time, but looking back on it, it's like, what was I thinking? And now it hurts a little to type this.

Not much new with me lately, hence the lack of updates. I've been spending my weekends up at the lake, and my weekdays sticking my finger in the grinder at work. So that sucks. I went to Taste of Saskatchewan last week, and it was pretty good, but MAN was it crowded. People were packed in so tight I could hardly move, let alone find a place to sit down and eat the food that I was being overcharged for. It's a frigging OUTDOOR event, how can you not have enough space?

I was going to go up to Ness creek on the weekend, but then Anne bailed on me because she had to help her sister bartend some stupid wedding at the art camp. So instead of going to the music festival, I went to the reception and drank a bunch of free booze.

It's too nice a day for me to be inside, bitching about stuff on my blog. I'm going outside, and so should you. What else are you gonna do, sit around and refresh your inbox all day? Huh? That is what you're gonna do, isn't it? Asshole.

Now, I'll leave you with one of my new favourite things, A Softer World.

Clean 'er out with your weiner out,

T.