Don't Care

I don't care if he was crazy as hell, or what problems he had. You watch this and tell me that he didn't do what he did better than anyone.

The Cock-Rhyme Game, in Comic Form

http://www.octopuspie.com/2009-06-24/guest-comic-erika-moen/

I just found this. I liked it. Erika Moen also does a comic strip called Dar, which can be found here: http://www.darcomic.org/

Enjoy your day.

T.

Offside

I just found this at Penny Arcade...wee-yow.

2 Things from Something Awful

Thing 1

Thing 2

That is all for now. I promise promise promise that I will blog about what happens to me at my birthday party this Saturday. Promise.

T.

My Weekend

Lemme tell you 'bout my weekend. First, I got WAAY too much Vitamin D, and my shoulders are so cooked that I could probably heat my own bathwater. Second, I spent most of the weekend drinking beer in boats, which is among the awesomest things you can do. Third, we got pulled over by the Conversation Officers, who asked us to count our lifejackets, whether or not we had a bailing bucket and a whistle, and whether or not there were beers in the cooler (Our answer, "Not anymore!", was apparently the right one, because we didn't get tickets).

Fourth, I caught my first fish in like a decade, which was pretty cool, except he was just a little jack, and we weren't gonna keep him, but he decided to be a real pain in the ass and swallow the hook, which wound up actually coming out through his gill, so we had to cut the line and pull the damn thing all the way through, so it wound up being a lot more work than I like to do. Fishing can be such a pain in the ass. Still, I was in a boat and I had a beer, so it was a pretty good time.

Fifth, Adam's new puppy got bit in the nose by a fish. Adam caught one, and the puppy was curious, and it started to lick the fish's face, and the fish bit him right on the schnozz, and the dog let out the loudest, most pitiful yelp that I ever heard. It was hilarious because it's one of those things that you see happening in your mind right before it happens in real life, and I was all "check it out, that fish is gonna bite that dog", and then he DID, and then I laughed.

There was probably a lot more stuff that happened, but that's all I feel like typing right now. I'm'a go rub some aloe on my red bits.

T.

Wiener Dog

Bike

Got me a bike. Been ridin' it around. Spring = Awesome. Not only do I get home from work faster by bike than by taking the shitty ol' bus, I don't hate my life nearly so much when I bike as when I'm riding the shitty ol' bus. So that's, like, double-Awesome or something.

In other Tomas-related news, Jeff Macdonald has transformed himself into an evil robot version of me. The practical upshot of this is that there is now a 2nd Tomas Terfloth on Facebook. Don't be fooled, though. Make sure you aren't taken in by my evil robot doppelganger. I don't know what he's up to, but I know it can't possibly be good news for anybody.