Space News!

In crazy, insane, terrifying space news, THE SUN COULD EXPLODE ANY TIME. I'm WAY more worried about this than I am about swine flu. I'm just sayin'.

Kickin' it with your dick in it,

T.

Rhinkeberger

Rink Burger changed it's name to Rhinkeberger (you say it the same, you just spell it differently), and we're playing at the Roxy again next week! Yay! But if you're reading this, I'm betting you know about that already, so let's talk about something else.

I'm going to see Louis CK tomorrow in Edmonton. Awesome! Louis CK gets my vote for Best Living Stand-Up Comic. He's about a million times better than Dane Cook, who's kind of a hack and is only famous because girls think he's cute. Louis CK is the Beatles, and Dane Cook is the Monkees, OK? OK. I'm sorry if you like Dane Cook...I'm not sorry that I offended you, I'm actually just sorry that you like Dane Cook.

Aside from those two things, I can't think of anything else wonderful or exciting that has happened to me lately, at least nothing I want YOU to know about. So get lost, would ya?

Slip out with your tip out,

T.

Punk Band

Tonight, "Rink Burger" played its first show. We played the open stage at the Roxy, and we rocked pretty hard. I was pretty jacked up after the show, and I'm still a little wired from the adrenaline and the thrill of being on stage. This was my first time ever playing a real gig, and it went way better than I anticipated. I wasn't as nervous as I thought I'd be, and while I realize that it's hard for me to be objective, I thought we sounded great.

The audience (made up entirely of my friends, thanks guys) loved us. But even better than the response from the crowd was the response from the dudes in charge at the venue. I'll keep y'all posted on when our next show is going to be, but if we're lucky, it might actually be a paying gig. Being a rock star is totally awesome!

Freak out with your Sheik out,

T.

Go-Girl

I should get one of these for my boat...

In other news, NASA plans to BOMB THE FUCKING MOON. Holy Shit!

It snowed today, for the first time since it stopped being winter. This time of year is always hard for me, because I don't like winter too much. The weather keeps me inside, and I never see the sun, and all the pretty girls are made androgynous by their winter clothes...it's bad every which way. I'm going up to the lake for Thanksgiving, which will be really nice, but I'll have to take my boat out of the water this weekend, which is pretty much the saddest day of the year for me.

But this time of year is bad enough without sitting around being all mopey, so here is some good news: The punk band has a show next week! That's AWESOME! It will be our first show ever! But we still don't have a name, so if any of you out there can think of something good that we should be called, let me know.

Stay warm and dry,

T.

Cool!

THIS is frigging cool.

T.

tired

too tired to say much. need sleep. did I tell you I'm in a punk band? the band is awesome. here's a comic that is pretty much sums up the last 9 years in the U.S.A. "Fallen Earth" is pretty cool, if you're into that kind of thing. If you decide to give it a try, let me know and we can go shoot mutants together, or something.

good night.

T.

A little Sumpin'

Here's a little sumpin' for the three people who still check this thing...

Have a round, firm day.

T.