Meat Fest

Last night, I went to a party called "Meat Fest". The basic idea is that some dudes roasted a whole pig on a spit, and invited a bunch of people over to help them eat it. In addition to the pig, there was also burgers, sausages, bacon and chicken wings. There were also potatoes and piles of homemade bread, and a keg of beer.

Sorry, Christmas. Meat Fest is my new favourite holiday.

In other news, Get Off Your Cellphone, You Douche.

HVC

Me and some of the other Geeks in Motion lads strapped 'em up and played in the High Voltage Classic this weekend. For those of you who don't know, the HVC is the annual road hockey tournament put on by the U of S engineers every spring. We took our lumps, but we played exceptionally well, and we had a good run. We started the tournament with a pair of lopsided victories before losing our final round-robin game 4-2 at 2:00 AM Sunday morning. We then won three straight elimintation games to get into the championship, where we faced off against the same team that had beaten us 14 hours earlier.

Unfortunately, they beat us again, 5-1, and we had to settle for 2nd place. Still, this was our best showing ever, and we can't be too unhappy with the result. Eddie, in particular, played his ass off, particularly in the semis. If he hadn't held us in that game for the first half, we never would have made it to the final. So after playing seven games in 27 hours and collecting dozens of welts, scrapes, and bruises, I gotta say that I had myself one damn fine weekend. And to top it all off, I got to go to the curling windup on Sunday night, where I finally got my trophy from two years ago! Woot!


Squirt out with your hurt out,

T.

Chili

I made me some chili today, and man it is good! It is the goodest chili I have ever made! Of course, this is the first chili I have ever made, but still. It rules.

When I was making this chili, I didn't do a very good job of judging how MUCH chili I was going to make, so I wound up with an awful lot MORE chili than I was planning on. I actually had to finish a container of yogourt* that I had in the fridge so that I could fill it up with chili and put it in the freezer. At this rate, I won't need to cook again for a week, and by next week, I'll never want chili again, but whatever. Chili!

I went curling tonight, and we played a "skins" game, where each end was worth 4 dollars, except for the last one, which was worth 12 dollars. We only won three of the eight ends, but we did win the big money end, so we wound up with enough moolah to get two pitchers of beer. YAY!


Stick out with your dick out,

T.


*I wasn't sure how to spell yogourt, so I typed it into Google. Am I the only one who uses Google to check spelling? Probably not.