Breakfast Cereal Idea

I had an idea for a new kind of breakfast cereal. At least I think it's new, since I've never seen a cereal like this before. Anyway, my idea is for a cereal that tastes like bran muffins, since bran muffins are pretty much the only remaining breakfast-type food that hasn't already been given it's own breakfast-cereal incarnation.

My problem is that I really don't know how to go about making my ceral idea into a reality. Do I just write a letter to Kellog's and say, "make cereal that tastes like bran muffins"? Somehow, I don't think that would work. And even if it DID work, how would I make them pay me for my great idea? And then there's the problem of the texture of the cereal. With cereal, your only real options are "soggy", and "crunchy", and neither one is going to translate well to something that tastes vaguely like a bran muffin. As if that's not enough, there's the whole raisin issue. Do you add little tiny chunks of raisin to the muffin-bits, or to you just throw in whole raisins that will be the same size as the muffin-chunks themselves?

You know what? Screw it. Who the hell is going to buy a breakfast cereal that tastes like bran muffins anyways? Clearly, this temporary period of unemployment has given me altogether too much free time. Sorry about this, guys. I'm sorry I wasted your time. I promise not to write anything else unless it is at least slightly less stupid than this.

T.